Looking For Something!

For a very long time I’ve searched high and low
looking for something I can not find
I’ve looked under the porch and under the house
my home I’ve torn apart in vain until exhausted!

I’ve emptied my closets and storage building too
still all to no avail
yet without fail I’m looking still
for something I can not seem to find!

Deep within the dark and frigid vastness of space
I have searched still to no avail
To distant unknown worlds I’ve sought
yet what I’m looking for alludes me still!

I’ve searched my mind at night
and inspected my heart during the day
yet I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
perhaps it doesn’t exist yet or never did!

Now if I can only remember what I’m looking for
then just maybe one day I might find it!

A Foolish Death

Through the depths of the everglades
the lovely young girl walked
along the path where other feet had trod
towards the home of her best friend

Then as a woman’s heart is apt to do
her feet strayed from the safety of the path
to save some time a short cut she sought
blazing a trail through uncharted ground

Through her heart was beating like a drum
like a fool she was unafraid nor concerned
even as she made her way carefully
the spongy earth trembling with each step

Unmindful that a frightful death was near
coming ever closer with each step she took
until with a squish her foot disappeared
sinking into the depths of the bottomless muck

Stumbling she fell into the pit with a splash
shivering as the damp earth touched her flesh
writhing and flailing about in hopes of escape
the more she struggled the deeper she sank

There wasn’t even time for a final scream
as the muck filled her open mouth
one moment of endless time was all it took
for the foolish babe to sink out of sight

For only a moment the strands of her hair
floated upon the surface of the muck
all to soon they too forever disappeared
followed by her writhing fingers into the grave

My Dad’s Youngest Sister

What ever happened to the sweet girl
that was my father’s youngest sister
who seems to grow all the more bitter
with each and every passing year
once upon a time she was quite cute
now she looks and acts like a lesbian
rather then like the born again Christian
she self deceivingly claims to be
with her hair cut short just like a man’s
the way she dresses like a good ole boy
along with the butch attitude she sports
unwilling to forgive she acts more like
the devil then the angel she used to be
oh yes whatever happened to my Dad’s
younger sister that has made her so bitter

Liberated Fembots

Around the break room table they squat
drinking coffee as they clack away
like hens sitting upon an empty nest
criticizing those they hate and despise
making fun of girls not as pretty
bragging about the guys they’ve bedded
the hapless men trapped into fatherhood
forced to pay for their hearts desires
mercilessly they criticize every little fault
build mountains out of tiny molehills
the responsibility for their own poor choices
upon someone else they cast the blame
for they have been taught since childhood
that as females they can do no wrong
oh yes this is the average liberated Fembot
whose head is as empty as a balloon filled with air
like the venom of a rattle snake
are each and every word they spew forth
like arrows into the eyes and hearts
of friends and foes alike
as with a smile they stab their lovers
through the heart or between his shoulders

Each and Every Time

Whenever I gaze into your eyes
head over heels
once again helplessly in love
with you I fall
the touch of your fingertips grazing
across my chest
thrills my soul always turns me on
while the sweetness
of your kisses makes me oh so hard
when in your arms
its like I’ve died and gone to heaven
each and every time
we make love between the sheets
come together as one
upon our bed of pure sweet love

Caught by Surprise

Going home from work one evening
as I was cruising down I-20
fleeing as far from the enormous zit
on the face of Georgia
thought to be a city too busy to hate
known to all as Atlanta
in the land of my forbidden daydreams
my mind rode on the wind
when a Lexus began to ride my bumper
in my rearview mirror
the fembot who was riding on my tail
raised up her hand
gave me the finger as she opened fire
with the bullets bouncing
off the looking glass of my rear window
into battle mode I went
quickly activating my aft tractor beam
which seized the Lexus
even as my car instantly morphed into
an x-wing starfighter
catching Satana’s unfortunate minion
by complete surprise
as I tossed the Lexus high into the air
end over end the fembot
flew overhead across the darkening sky
tumbled directly into
the cross hairs of my phaser gun sights
all it took was a pair
of photon torpedoes to send the fembot
straight back to hell
as the explosion lit up the darkening sky
once again I settled back
into the land of my forbidden daydreams
as I flew unmolested
back to the space station that is my home